What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
A buzz-ard.
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?