What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
I'm just nuts about you.
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?