Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Because they understand the gravity of the situation.
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?