Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
Why was the mime upset?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Where do termites go camping?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?