Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Because it's the grill of his dreams.
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?