Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Because they got that swing!
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.