Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
They're too cheesy.
What vegetables make the best music?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?