Why does the orange always lose in races?
It runs out of juice.
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?