Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
He was a one-trick pony.
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What car always breaks the rules?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?