What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
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What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?