What is the best Christmas present ever?
A broken drum-you can't beat it.
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What made the turtle good at stories?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What type of car do planets buy?