Which baseball player do fish root for?
Mike Trout.
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What candy does the solar system love?
What's the laziest vegetable?