Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Because he was always spotted.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Which state is known for tiny sodas?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?