Why do teachers love the start of the school year?
They get a core of apples.
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do eye doctors do on vacation?
What sport do horses love to play?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why did the baby cookie cry?