What did the plate say to the fork?
Dinner is on me.
What is the most adorable season?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Do you have plans for Valentine's Day?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?