Why do people stumble when autumn arrives?
They fall for it every time.
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do you give a sick pig?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Which plant gives the fiercest roar?
Why do players go out for breakfast after games?
What do elves learn in school?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?