Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What did one pizza slice give its sweetheart?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why was the ocean too warm to swim?
Why are ghosts always single?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What did the salad say to the fridge?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?